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Have you ever thought there might be free WiFi in the Vatican? There’s no password, they just let everybody in. And when the pope takes his shoes off, the real fun begins. There are no bad ideas and they’ve forgiven everybody’s sins.
With all this bandwidth, we’re gonna cure world hunger. We’ll eradicate malaria! We’ll give thanks for Melania! As unlikely as it ever has been, I’m hoping for some free WiFi in the Vatican.
Hey brother, if you get out to that part of Europe any time soon, will you let me know if they’ve installed the free WiFi in the Vatican yet? And if they’ve ungirded their loins, and those water closets are also free, I’m gonna spend every last dollar to fly over that sea.
It’s pretty likely that they’re gonna call it “Why-Fee” in the name of the father, the son, and the holy high speeds. A drop in the ocean, I will sit on my shins and thank the lord for free WiFi in the Vatican.

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